Asrf

The following article was published in The Star on September 26, 2010.

YESTERDAY, I was eight. Back then, at this time, I wouldn’t be indoors writing this. I’d be out there on my…

Siesta?

I began using Tumblr because I wanted to compile the jokes I wrote on Twitter and sort of put ‘em all here. Because my Twitter timeline is filled with messages I send out to my friends as well. 

But that was before I realized that I’m a lazy ass. On that note, please head on to http://twitter.com/asrif if you ever reach this page. 

Adios. :-)

The following article was published in The Star on August 29, 2010.



One boy mans up when he confronts his own thirst and hunger during Ramadhan.

AS a 10-year-old, nothing gave me more joy…

Mr. Gaga

Lady Gaga landed a record 13 nominations at MTV Video Music Awards 2010. She will go head to head with Eminem and Usher for Best Male Video.

Chuck Norris

Just to clear the air, Texas Rangers the baseball team was sold for $385 million. Not TV show “Walker, Texas Ranger”. That would cost $3.85.

The Others

This “Other Guys” movie brings so much memories. That’s what people used to call me and my only two friends back in school. They still do.

Dear Sir,

38 billionaires have pledged 50% of their wealth to charity. One of them is Senator Pius Anyim of Nigeria. And he will e-mail you shortly.

Swan Dive

London Zoo introduced a new male to its female gorillas to maintain stability. To expedite result, he was reportedly sprayed with Old Spice.